Hangin' with Bertram Cooper

Last night's sad dolley-out of the CEO of the MAD MEN office made me think deeply...at least, for a few moments before I jumped into the shower and began my manic Monday hoping a bolt of lightning would knock me out until next spring.

The situation is, despite a gut instinct not to sell out half his ad agency to "the brits," he finds himself in the minority, neither needing the substantial profits from a merger or wanting his office to now only really feel like half his office...Yet, as his partners in the company are exhuberantly subtle in their new business move, Bertram, or COOP as I call him, has no joy, no cause for celebration. He has gained more fortune and lost part of something he helped create.

Then I found out from amc.com that Coop is a big Japanese culture lover, so here is my 2 minute scene of what Coop does when AMC's cameras abandoned him and STDTV takes over:

INT. BERT COOPER'S PENTHOUSE - EVENING
"Geisha Orgy"
(coming later)