Monday, September 29, 2008

a day late, a fuck short

http://www.sho.com/site/vip/home.do?source=m_cali2_home_sept08_vipep

Brilliant idea by SHOwtime to get their big season preems virally circulating. I have become a lover of both of these shows having only seen a season of each. One's about acting and murder, one's about sex and writing. Oh, the things that interest me...


Friday, September 26, 2008

PLayoffs

Who will make it? aka Who will go on to lose to Tampa?



They're in...
The fun starts Wednesday in Los Angeles/Anaheim. GO BOSTON GO BOSTON GO BOSTON GO BOSTON GO BOSTON!!!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

MLB Report: GOAT of the WEEK

Jamie Walker came into a 5-3 game ahead, his Bodymore, Murdaland team already eliminated from the playoffs, facing the division toppers from Tampa. New England native Rocco Baldelli singled. Passed ball. Walks Gabe Gross. GIves up hit to Jason Bartlett, 5-4 O's. Single by Navarro, the hottest bat in the bay, 6-5 Rays. Walker comes out of the game without even getting a fucking out. And all this after his team had already lost a game to Tampa not 4 hours before this one.

Game 1: RAYS
Game 2: RAYS

Standings as of 9.23.08

RAYS ---
RED SOX 3.0
orioles 28.o

The magic number is two, and the Tampa Bay Rays get to play one more at Camden Tards. Yards, sorry!

FUCKING GOAT! ~Adam Sandler, Film Actor

http://mlb.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=123828

"A city rotting from within" - Matt Roush

The Star
Dominic West as Det. Jimmy McNulty:


Some of the best TV acting you've ever seen, and yet the only recognition he'll get is in the form of paychecks. I've got a call into George Freeman now to ask how much the dude got paid, but they've only repped him for a few months. I got no UK contacts to probe, a lot of good I am.
http://www.tv.com/the-wire/show/8800/reviews.html

"ambition and anger"







Best Side Characters:


Boadie - loyal hoodrat/hopper with pride for his corner

Stringer Bell - the bad man no one can trust


D('Angelo) - The gangster who almost turned it around.


OMAR - The toughest gay gangbanger you done ever seen.


Kima - The toughest lesbian cop you done ever got frisked by.

The Bunk - One mofo who takes his job in Homicide serious as shit. Unless he's hammered.

Season 1 introduced the cops and the dealers, and made you realize how many murders can go unsolved in a city desperate for a buck.
Season 2 showed the union perspective, the commerce at the Baltimore docks, and the sources the local criminals turn to for the BIG drug shipments. (Palestinian Greeks?)
Season 3 unveiled the local school systems, how they let down the children they claim to care about and do everything for (though some get to them too late to be fixed).
Season 4 revealed the political system of Baltimore, the politicians, cops, congressmen, and spinsters that pick which issues they say they want fight for, then abandon their constituents when the Capitol won't throw them a bone.
Season 5...well...you can see it for yourself.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Honoring Best Odes



But the snubbing of THE WIRE leads to the following rant: (stay put!)


TROPIC THUNDER

The Innovators of the Inappropriately Hilarious

Genius Perspective on Abstaining

Genius Perspective on Abstaining
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