Meet Aziz

if you haven't yet...from HUMAN GIANT to PARKS & RECREATION, he is simply The Man.

Raaaaaaaandy - Part 2 (Funny People) from Aziz Ansari

NIce Resume, Shitty Job

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/go-kill-yourself-di-bonaventura

I'm not a big fan of Asteroid, but Someone needs to tell this guy to stay away from the video games and cartoons of our youths. He simply wishes to rape them for the price of $100 million apiece. Jerk. Don't you dare trying to make Shia LeBouef the live-action version of Darkwing Duck!!! And don't even think about the possibility of PRIMAL RAGE: THE MOVIE, or a Jonas version of Double Dragon, 3. Get it?? Three?! Cause there's three of them, oh what wit.


Though I'd give him a crack at 'My Little Pony,' just to see how bad it would be (and it would make Transformers look like Gone with the Wind..."Gone with the Autobots"? Killer crossover, but still not as good as my idea to digitally insert Andre the Giant and Michael Jackson together in a buddy comedy...or would it be a thriller...haaa. It would've made trillions in the eighties.)

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0225146/

"Instead of being treated like criminals for using a substance safer than alcohol, we want to pay our fair share."

(from FARK.com)

Ad says California deficit could go up in smoke

(Hmm...image may contradict text)

Kids and their damn technology

from PizzaComedy.com...
Nice copyright infringement avoidance. I can't tell, is that a real song? Hey Pizza, couldn't you commission Feist to contribute a snazzy little ditty?

Bol's out

I was taking a long walk (around Barnes & Nobles), and after several internal debates in which I had to remind myself that libraries lend books for free while stores charge 18.99 for paperbacks nowadays, I decided to peruse the magazine section ('mag' or 'zine' section for short; Please don't say periodicals). I came across an interesting one called FILTER, and having recently been lucky to find contentment in another random selection (HI-FRUCTOSE), I splurged for it, intrigued by the cover article on the band ANIMAL COLLECTIVE...

The highlight of it is on the very last page, a section called End-notes. I can't find the humor piece, written by Andy Samberg, to post here, so check out the zine if you can. Does this picture not sell a million copies if you put it on the cover??

lorda mercy

wow

how did I miss this???!!! (could it be only having internet access 73% of the time instead of 100%...sure, let's go with that)

Day Party Down

I do not miss corporate life.



Re-posted party music...







steady are you ready?