Friday, May 29, 2009

Going to Massachusetts

Top Ten Experiences Whilst Living in Los Angeles

10) The Vinnie Jones experience in WeHo

9) All the Vince Vaughn encounters before he crossed over to the dark side.
8) Coachella '07
7) The drunkest nights on Bay St. and Grant St. when everyone lived near each other (vodka jello shots) and the stoniest nights on Masselin and Swall...the details blend together.
6) Celtics championship over the Lakers/fighting Tim (lefty)
5) 2 incidents outside of Sonny McClean's, one drug-related and one ...well, both absurdly random and inappropriate
4) First trip to Vegas for Epsilon Reunion (lost tons of cash on 3-card poker but still fun)
3) Rich guy b-day party featuring all you can eat sushi and an amazing girl-to-guy ratio including Zeus from No Holds Barred

2) That first pot-search with McA, scouring the UCLA campus for the Sammy chapter and succeeding quite nicely
1) Pad Thai, Happy Endings, Love Lockdown, downtown rooftop hottubbing, CDR Tuesdays, some Canadian l'ass, 420 Delivery service, and meeting Lovett, Aloni, and Miller in the same night.

It's been a wild ride.

Stay tuned for the next chapter, and if you're really bored, I'll be tweeting from the road. Likely you'll see inspired posts like "Wow this state is flat and boring and smells like tinkle," or "Busted flat in Baton Rouge...I guess I live here now." Hey, that was actually funny. Wasn't it?

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